Cat says " hey..! u're flashing my eyes.. gimme ur fish!"
Street Cat in Ipoh
24 July 2010
12:05 PM
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sLeEp|ezzz
Cat says " hey..! u're flashing my eyes.. gimme ur fish!"s.i.s.t.a
19 July 2010
9:23 AM
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sLeEp|ezzz
"Friends are born, not made."
~ Henry Adams
Studio Ghibli
15 July 2010
9:53 AM
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sLeEp|ezzz
Is too cute and I can't resist to draw it with AI~ XD
Use the moment wisely
08 July 2010
10:44 AM
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sLeEp|ezzz
^^I was a kid, my mom liked to make breakfast food for dinner every
now and then. And I remember one night in particular when she had made
breakfast after a long, hard day at work. On that evening so long ago, my
mom placed a plate of eggs, sausage and extremely burned biscuits in front
of my dad. I remember waiting to see if anyone noticed! Yet all my dad did
was reach for his biscuit, smile at my mom and ask me how my day was at
school.
I don't remember what I told him that night, but I do remember
watching him smear butter and jelly on that biscuit and eat every
bite!
When I got up from the table that evening, I remember hearing my mom
apologize to my dad for burning the biscuits. And I'll never forget what
he said: "Honey, I love burned biscuits."
Later that night, I went to kiss Daddy good night and I asked him if he
really liked his biscuits burned. He wrapped me in his arms and said,
"Your Momma put in a hard day at work today and she's real tired. And
besides - a little burnt biscuit never hurt anyone!"
You know, life is full of imperfect things.....and imperfect people.
I'm not the best at hardly anything, and I forget birthdays and
anniversaries just like everyone else.
What I've learned over the years is that learning to accept each others
faults - and choosing to celebrate each others differences - is one of
the most important keys to creating a healthy, growing, and lasting
relationship.
And that's my prayer for you today. That you will learn to take the
good, the bad, and the ugly parts of your life and lay them at the feet
of God. Because in the end, He's the only One who will be able to give
you a relationship where a burnt biscuit isn't a deal-breaker!
We could extend this to any relationship. In fact, understanding is the
base of any relationship, be it a husband-wife or parent-child or friendship!
"Don't put the key to your happiness in someone else's pocket - keep it in
your own."
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Use the moment wisely
For it soon will pass away
And be lost forever as part of yesterday
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It's so true - about MAN
07 July 2010
12:53 PM
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sLeEp|ezzz
What I Want In A Man! Original List
1. Handsome
2. Charming
3. Financially successful
4. A caring listener
5. Witty
6. In good shape
7. Dresses with style
8. Appreciates finer things
9. Full of thoughtful surprises
What I Want in a Man! Revised List (age 32)
1. Nice looking
2. Opens car doors, holds chairs
3. Has enough money for a nice dinner
4. Listens more than talks
5. Laughs at my jokes
6. Carries bags of groceries with ease
7. Owns at least one tie
8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal
9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries
What I Want in a Man! Revised List (age 42)
1. Not too ugly
2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car
3. Works steady - splurges on dinner out occasionally
4. Nods head when I'm talking
5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes
6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down
10. Shaves most weekends
What I Want in a Man! Revised List (age 52)
1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public
3. Doesn't borrow money too often
4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting
5. Doesn't re-tell the same joke too many times
6. Is in good enough shape to get off the couch on weekends
7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
8. Appreciates a good TV dinner
9. Remembers your name on occasion
10. Shaves some weekends
What I Want in a Man! Revised List (age 62)
1. Doesn't scare small children
2. Remembers where bathroom is
3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep
4. Only snores lightly when asleep
5. Remembers why he's laughing
6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
7. Usually wears some clothes
8. Likes soft foods
9. Remembers where he left his teeth
10. Remembers that it's the weekend
1. Breathing.
2. Doesn't miss the toilet.
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"AFTER BEING MARRIED FOR 44 YEARS, I TOOK A CAREFUL LOOK AT MY WIFE ONE DAY AND SAID: DARLING, 44 YEARS AGO WE HAD A CHEAP APARTMENT, A CHEAP CAR, SLEPT ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHED A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV, BUT I GOT TO SLEEP EVERY NIGHT WITH A HOT 25-YEAR-OLD GIRL. NOW I HAVE A $500,000 HOME, A $45,000 CAR, NICE BIG BED AND PLASMA SCREEN TV, BUT I'M SLEEPING WITH A 65-YEAR-OLD WOMAN. IT SEEMS TO ME THAT YOU'RE NOT HOLDING UP YOUR SIDE OF THINGS.
MY WIFE IS A VERY REASONABLE WOMAN. SHE TOLD ME TO GO OUT AND FIND A HOT 25-YEAR-OLD GAL, AND SHE WOULD MAKE SURE THAT I WOULD ONCE AGAIN BE LIVING IN A CHEAP APARTMENT, DRIVING A CHEAP CAR, SLEEPING ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHING A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV."
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Irish Virginity Test Kit
26 June 2010
9:20 AM
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sLeEp|ezzz
So he goes to visit the king of the little people and asks him how he could tell if his bride-to-be is still a virgin.
The kings says “Aye Paddy, to be sure, all Irish humans use three things for what they call a Do-It-Yourself Virginity Test Kit…..
A can of red paint, a can of blue paint and a shovel.
Paddy asks, “Aye, and to be sure, what do I do with these things oh King?”
The King of the fairies replies, “Before ye climb into bed on your wedding night, you paint on of your balls red and the other blue.
If she says “That’s the strangest pair of balls I ever did ….!”
You hit her with the shovel.
Start every day with a smile and get it over with......~ :D
Drawing
02 June 2010
3:09 PM
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sLeEp|ezzz
Drawing is part of my hobby, but I've stop drawing since... ~~hmMMpppphh... I don't remember XD. And today, I have a chance to learn drawing is because there's a HUMAN who suddenly appeared in my life help me to fulfill my dream.Well.. well.... let's see.....
Second........
Third......(I like this type of sketching, but I'm still not enough COLI to compare with the expert... XD)
Forth.... (I like the way i drew this out... although is not that nice la.. XD and my lecturer said that my sketching is very YAU SING KAK...LOLx what a compliment.... )
The very first sketching I drew on my first class.
Second........
Third......(I like this type of sketching, but I'm still not enough COLI to compare with the expert... XD)
Forth.... (I like the way i drew this out... although is not that nice la.. XD and my lecturer said that my sketching is very YAU SING KAK...LOLx what a compliment.... )
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