So he goes to visit the king of the little people and asks him how he could tell if his bride-to-be is still a virgin.
The kings says “Aye Paddy, to be sure, all Irish humans use three things for what they call a Do-It-Yourself Virginity Test Kit…..
A can of red paint, a can of blue paint and a shovel.
Paddy asks, “Aye, and to be sure, what do I do with these things oh King?”
The King of the fairies replies, “Before ye climb into bed on your wedding night, you paint on of your balls red and the other blue.
If she says “That’s the strangest pair of balls I ever did ….!”
You hit her with the shovel.
Start every day with a smile and get it over with......~ :D
