When 4 Catholic men and a woman having coffee...

11 November 2009 3:09 PM Posted by sLeEp|ezzz 0 comments
Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee. The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."

The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'."

The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone says 'Your Eminence '."

The fourth Catholic man then says, "My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'."

Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, "Well.....?"

She proudly replies,

"I have a daughter, slim, tall, 38D breast, 24" stomach and 36" hips. When she walks into a room, people say, "Oh My God."

卢广仲 - OH YEAH

01 November 2009 11:58 PM Posted by sLeEp|ezzz 0 comments
Another new songs of Crowd~ ahh... I just love him.. I can't I can't I can't control.... XD

有话想说 又不敢说
没关系我们都认识这么久
一起走过 很多时候
有太阳的午后没月亮的天空
oh 在氧气里面看见你
就像电影明星一样美丽
就在这个时候你对我说
我真的听到你对我说
oh yeah~你说 你说 你说你喜欢我
i cant i cant i cant i cant control
oh 因为我也有一点心动
我说 我喜欢 喜欢 喜欢听听rock n roll
快跟着我一起保护地球
从今以后 不用想太多 只要大声说
oh yeah oh yeah
oh yeah oh yeah

你有话想说 又不敢说
没关系我们都认识这么久
一起走过 很多时候
有太阳的午后没月亮的天空
oh 在氧气里面看见你
就像电影明星一样美丽
就在这个时候你对我说
我真的听到你对我说
oh yeah~你说 你说 你说你喜欢我
i cant i cant i cant i cant control
oh 因为我也有一点心动
我说 我喜欢 喜欢 喜欢听听rock n roll
快跟着我一起保护地球
从今以后 不用想太多 只要大声说
oh yeah oh yeah
oh yeah oh yeah
oh yeah
你说 你说 你说你喜欢我
i cant i cant i cant i cant control
oh 因为我也有一点心动
我说 我喜欢 喜欢 喜欢 听听rock n roll
快跟着我一起保护地球
从今以后 不用想太多 只要大声说
不用想太多 只要大声说
只要大声说 oh yea yea



Memoirs of IMH (Mental Hospital)‏

18 September 2009 2:48 PM Posted by sLeEp|ezzz 1 comments

Record I

Patient A: "So how.. This book not bad ya?"

Patient B: "Excellent! Astounding work. No nonsense
shit, sharp and
concise to the point. But there's a major flaw in this
piece of art
too many character names to remember!!!"

Nurse: "Hey! Can the two of you. put the telephone book back to the original place?"

Record II

One doctor asked a patient: "If I were to cut one of your ear off,
what will happen to you?"

Patient: "Then I will not be able to hear..."

Doctor:
"Hmm.. That’s normal...So if I were to cut your
other ear off, what will happen to you?"

Patient: "Then I will not be able to see..."

The doctor became nervous and asked: "Why would you
not see then???"

Patient: "Because my spectacles will drop
down..."


Record III

IMH has an old lady who wears black everyday, carries a black
umbrella and squats @ the entrance to the IMH everyday without
fail, rain or shine.

The doctor wanted to administer treatment for her and
decided to
start by understanding her behaviour.

So, the doctor also wear black and carries a black
umbrella; squatted
outside together just next to her, rain or shine, everyday
without fail.

So...days goes by...the two of them squatted side-by-side
w/o a
single exchange of words..for one solid month...

One fine day..the old lady
finally broke the silence and asked the
doctor: "Err...Excuse me! Are you also a
mushroom?"

Record IV

A nurse saw a patient writing a letter.. She got curious
and went to
take a peek.. But the patient didn't wanna let her see.

Nurse (unable to contain her curiosity): "Who are you
writing to?"

Patient : "I'm writing a letter to
myself..."

Her curiosity grew and she thought to herself (Why would
someone
write a letter to himself?)

So she asked again: "So...what's written
inside?"

Patient (got impatient): "You crazy ah? I haven't
receive the letter,
how would I know??"


Record V

Two patients escape from the IMH. They climbed up a tree
and one of
them fell from the tree and started rolling on the
ground.

After a while, the patient rolling shouted to the top:
"Hey! How come
you are not coming down yet?"

The patient ontop replied: "No..no...I
can't...I'm not ripe yet"


Record VI

One patient visited the doctor: "Doc...how? I think
I'm a chicken
since I was born..."

Doctor: "Woah! that's very serious...Why do you
only come and seek
treatment now?"

Patient: "Because my family needs me to hatch the
eggs..."


Record VII

One truck driver was doing his usual delivery to IMH.
He discovered a flat tyre when he was about to go home
after
unloading the stuff.

He jacked up the truck and took the flat tyre down.
When he was about to fix on the new tyre, he accidentally
dropped all the bolts into the drain.

The truck driver was very sad as he can't fish the
bolts up;
started to panic.

Coincidentally, one patient walk past and asked the driver
what
happened.

The driver thought to himself, since there's nothing
much he can do,
he told the patient the whole incident.

The patient nonchantly replied: "can't even fix
such a simple
problem...no wonder you are destined to be a truck
driver..."

he goes on explaining:

"You just have to take one bolt each from the other 3
tyres and fix
it onto this tyre. Drive to the nearest workshop and
replace the
missing ones"

The driver was very impressed and asked "You're so
smart but why do
you stay in IMH?"

Patient replied: "I stay here because I'm crazy
not STUPID!"

Lyrics - 卢广仲:100种生活

18 July 2009 4:13 PM Posted by sLeEp|ezzz 1 comments
Someone asked me why I my blog still doesn't have any update...
well..... because everyday is the same.. nothing interesting to let me write about it.. :( boring..
So... today I decide to COPY&PASTE a lyric that I recently in LOVE~
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整个世界 停止 不转动 很寂寞
走在海边 数着 萤火虫 好困惑
想要的生活怎么有一百种
不想掉进这深深 漩涡

整个海洋 摆动 柔软地 举起我
孤单给我 自由 犹豫得 好感动
想要的生活怎么有一百种
该怎么走 谁来告诉我 wow

每当我背对星空
抱着地球发现自己其实脆弱
不敢说

当我背对星空
孤独摸索 爱情渐渐萎缩
我猜不透 ......

A pahlia Opening: Welcome welcome~

21 June 2009 2:28 PM Posted by sLeEp|ezzz 1 comments
**BurpPPp** Ahh...*

Well, it's been an ages since I blog in my Friendster acc , I even deleted it. hahahax...
Don't have any idea what to blog... (today), but hope I will blog aggressively in the future.. (gong g sin ler..)

*what a boring opening.. -_-!

-Endz-